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A school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate"
in a sentence.

Molly said, "My family went out to my granddaddy's Farm, and we saw every
one of his pet sheep. It was really fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see RockCity and I was
fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I just want the word
'fascinate'."

Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was
quite well known for his horrible language. She finally decided there was no possible way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her breasts are so big, she can only fasten eight.

The teacher cried..............

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