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SOUTHERN HUMOR
> >
> >
> > A police officer stops a
>> truck on I-40 and says to the
> > driver, "Got any ID?"
> > The driver says, "'Bout what?"
> >
> > ******
> > Two Mississippians are walking toward each other,
> and one is carrying a
> > sack. When they meet, one says,
> >
> > "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"
> > "Jes' some chickens."
> > "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
> > "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both
> of 'em!"
> > "OK. Ummmmm...five?"
> >
> >
> > ***************
> > An Alabamian came home and found his house on
> fire. He rushed next door,
> > telephoned the fire department and shouted,
> >
> > "Hurry over here - muh house is on fahr!"
> > "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get
> there?"
> > "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big
> red trucks?"
> >
> >
> > ************
> > Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in
> groups of 18 or more?
> > Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
> >
> > ****************
> > Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
> 911-operator told Bubba that
> > she would send someone out right away.
> > "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
> > Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.
> > " The operator asked, "Can you spell that for
> me?"
> > After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I
> drag her over to Oak Street
> > and you pick her up there?"
> >
> >
> > *****************
> > Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in
> Tennessee to 32?
> > They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high
> schools.
> >
> > *********************
> > What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in
> Mississippi?
> > Documentaries
> >
> > *********************
> > Where was the toothbrush invented?
> > Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it
> would have been called a
> > teethbrush.
> >
> > *********************
> > Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee
> State Lottery? The winner gets
> > $3 a year for a million years.
> >
> > ************************
> > A new law was recently passed in North Carolina
> so that when a couple gets
> > divorced, they're still brother and sister.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ***************************
> > What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in
> Kansas and a hurricane in
> > Florida have in common?
> > No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a
> trailer.
> >
> > *************************
> > How do you know when you're staying in a
> Kentucky hotel?
> > When you call the front desk and say "I've got a
> leak in my sink," and the
> > person at the front desk says, "Go ahead".
> >
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