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Goldfish

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered
over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked,"What are you doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because
he's inside your cat."
 

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