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Birds n Bees, Texas-style

Another one with a Texas flare.......


A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent
his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her and noticed she was looking at
two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she
asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy
Longlegs,"

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her
foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in
California and New York, but we're not having any of that stuff in Texas!"



 

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