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Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
  
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like
you have to pee.  And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
 
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. When you're seventy, you don't
have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the
toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
 
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
 
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a
flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
 
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
 
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight.
You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30.  So what's so
tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

(So is this what “passes” for humor at that age?)

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