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A man had 50 yard line tickets for  the Super
   Bowl. As he sits down, a man
   comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the
   seat next to him.
  
   "No," he says, "The seat is  empty."
  
   "This is incredible," said the man.  "Who in
   their right  mind would have a
   seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
   sporting event in the world,
   and not use it?"
  
   He says, "Well, actually, the  seat belongs to
   me.  I was supposed to come
   with my wife, but she passed  away.  This is the
   first Super bowl we haven't
   been to together since we  got married in 1967."
  
   "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.  That's terrible.
   But couldn't you find someone
   else -- a friend or relative, or even a  neighbor
   to take the seat?".
  
   The man shakes his head.  "No,  they're all at
   the funeral

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