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Survivor Kentucky Style

 
Due to the popularity of the Survivor Shows, WKYU-TV in Bowling
Green has come up with a new show, entitled "Survivor: Bluegrass
Style".

The contestants will start in Bowling Green, travel to Hopkinsville,
then to Paducah, on to Henderson, then Owensboro, from there to
E'town then into Louisville.

From Louisville to Covington, then to Ashland.......then on to
Prestonsburg, Pikeville and Hazard, then continuing to Harlan.
Pineville, London, and Somerset and then returning to Bowling Green.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey plates
AND, on each car there will be large bumper stickers that read:
"I'm Gay",  I'm a Vegetarian", "Smoking is for Idiots", "Hillary in 2004",
"Deer Hunting is Murder", "BAN ALL GUNS",  "Wildcats Can't Play Ball
of Any Kind" and "NASCAR SUCKS".

The first contestant to make it back to Bowling Green alive wins the
contest.

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