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Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At
this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another
cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit
up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to
check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check
the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. CHERRY MISTMAS!  
 

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