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>> Who started Christmas?
>
> This morning I heard a story on the radio of a woman
> who was out Christmas shopping with her two children.
> After many hours of looking at row after row of toys
> and everything else imaginable. And after hours of
> hearing both her children asking for everything they
> saw on those many shelves, she finally made it to the elevator with
> her two kids.
>
>
> She was feeling what so many of us feel during the
> holiday season time of the year. Overwhelming pressure
> to go to every party, every housewarming, taste all
> the holiday! food and treats, getting that perfect
> gift for every single person on our shopping list,
> making sure we don't forget anyone on our card list,
> and the pressure of making sure we respond to everyone
> who sent us a card.
>
> Finally the elevator doors opened and there was
> already a crowd in the car. She pushed her way into
> the car and dragged her two kids in with her and all
> the bags of stuff. When the doors closed she couldn't
> take it anymore and stated, "Whoever started this
> whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up and
> shot."
>
> From the back of the car everyone heard a quiet calm
> voice respond, "Don't worry we already crucified him."

 

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