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"Your Liberty is Our Interest"

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"Life is a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend
it once."

Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off from
work." said the man.

"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.

He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside
down.  The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and
asked him what on earth he was doing?  "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss.  So, the man jumped down
and walked out of the factory.  The blonde began walking out too.  The boss
asked her where did she think she was going?

The blonde answered, "Home, I can't work in the dark".

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