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> > Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer:
> > Princess Diana's death.
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> > Question: How come
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> > Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
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> > crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car,
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> > with a Dutch engine,
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> > driven by a Belgian who was drunk
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> > on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the
spelling)
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> > followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
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> > on Japanese motorcycles;
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> > treated by an American doctor,
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> > using Brazilian medicines.
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> > This is sent to you by a Canadian,
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> > using Bill Gates's technology,
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> > and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,
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> > that use Taiwanese chips,
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> > and a Korean monitor,
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> > assembled by Bangladeshi workers
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> > in a Singapore plant,
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> > transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
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> > hijacked by Indonesians,
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> > unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
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> > and trucked to you by Mexican illegal.....
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> > That, my friends, is Globalization.
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