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Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a.......


BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP... behind him.




Walking faster he looks back,
and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle

of the street
towards him




BUMP...




BUMP...



BUMP...




Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,
the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...


faster...




faster...




BUMP...



BUMP....



BUMP.



He runs up to his door,
fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his
door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ....



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



on the heels of the terrified man....
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. ..



With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for
something heavy, anything ...

his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
ROBITUSSIN .


Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
hard as he can at the apparition,






and...



the coffin stops.
 

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