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The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans
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The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans
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Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
You are carrying a Glock 9mm and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:
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Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look
poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I
possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What
does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety
built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this
send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing
me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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Conservative Answer:
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BANG!
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Texan's Answer:
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BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading).
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Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
> Son:
"Mom's right, Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
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Daughter:
"Nice group,
Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
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