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A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a

>Psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem

>and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

>He finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed

>into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face,

>he said, "From now on, I want you to know that - I - am the man of this

>house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal

>tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous

>dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so

>I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to

>dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replies,


"The funeral director."
 

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