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>Men Are Just Happier People.....
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>What do you expect from such simple creatures?
>Their last name stays put.
>The garage is all theirs.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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>Chocolate is just another snack.
>They can be president.
>They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>Car mechanics tell them the truth.
>The world is their urinal.
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>They never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too
>icky.
>Same work, more pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
>People never stare at their chest when they're talking to them.
>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet.
>One mood, ALL the time.
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>They know stuff about tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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>They can open all their own jars.
>They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If someone
>forgets to invite him, he or she can still be you friend.
>Their underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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>Everything on their face stays its original color.
>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>They almost never have "strap problems" in public.
>They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
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>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>They don't have to shave below their neck.
>Their belly usually hides their big hips.
>One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>They can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.
>They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in
>45 minutes.
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