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Smartest Woman In The World


A plane with four passengers is about to crash, but has only three
parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I'm Shaquille O' Neal, the best NBA Basketball player.  The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he took the first Parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former
President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the
world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the smartest woman in the world." She grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10
year-old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many years left. As a
Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's ok; there's still a parachute left for you. America's
smartest woman took my school backpack."

 

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