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Interesting Signs
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
--Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
--Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap.
--Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
--Men's restroom
Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,
Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
--Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
--Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
--Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
--Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
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