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>> > I came home from work last night and found my wife
>> sitting on the front
>> > porch with her bags packed.
>> > I asked her where she was going and she replied,
>> "I'm going to Las Vegas."
>> >
>> > I asked why she was going. She told me, "I just
>> found out that as a woman
>> I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for
>> free."
>> > I went into the house, packed my bags and returned
>> to the porch. My wife
>> > said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
>>
>> > "I''m going too!" I replied.
>> > "Why?" she asked.
>> > "I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a
>> year!"



 

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