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TERRY’S TIDBITS
By Terry Gray
BABY STUFF
I just saw a news story
about a Kentucky law that allows a parent to turn in a baby. I don’t think
that’s right. We know that babies can’t defend themselves. I think it’s unfair
to turn babies in without proof that the baby has done something wrong.
POWER
We, the American people
have a bunch of power but too many holdouts kill the momentum. The government
relies on flags, words, and the sentiment of patriotism to produce and maintain
holdouts. The government’s social programs ensure holdouts.
“Whatever is he talking
about Marge?” If we as a mass of people said, “We’ve had it. We are not paying
these taxes anymore,” what do you think the government would do? What could
they do? Are they going to jail all of us? Would they put liens on all of our
properties? Would they place the whole country under martial law? Okay, what
if they did? What then?
Well, you can’t pay troops
when you don’t have any money. There goes the martial law. You can’t sell a
property to collect a debt if no one is buying it. You sure can’t put all of us
in jail, there isn’t enough room and who is going to pay the jailers and keep
the lights on? It’s the holdouts that ruin it for us. They hold out because of
fear and intimidation by the government. And would it be so bad if the
government went broke?
Now for you Liberals that
would be aghast at the idea of not giving your money to the government for them
to redistribute you can still claim 20 dependents on your W-4. Then pay the
taxes due in April. The money that would normally be taken from your check you
could deposit in an interest bearing account. Then when you pay your taxes you
could donate to your favorite charity the interest that you received during the
year. Cool huh?
For the rest of us that
don’t like our money wasted on the study of the mating habits of the Green
Iguana, we would make out a check in April for what we thought was a fair amount
to pay.
We could institute a
program where we fill out a form to send in with our check that lists where we
want our money to go and how much for each project. You could expect to see
your representative a lot more and he would likely be much more in tune with
your wishes.
The difference in our
government would be astounding. Instead of telling us what they are going to do
with our money (they mostly just do it without telling us), they would be
selling ideas and projects to us. They would be asking for money. Hell, on
this form you could even specify an amount for your representative’s salary.
Send him a message that he gets paid what he deserves and what we feel is a fair
salary. It really is crazy that our public servants in the upper echelons
actually tell us, their bosses, how much we will pay them.
As for the holdouts,
convince them that they are safe. Coddle them. The only real reason for them
to hold out is the fear of losing what they have. There is power in numbers and
if we all get on board this or any idea then we are beyond the punishing whip of
the government.
ICE CREAM
Have you been following the
new thing concerning ice cream? I wonder if there is anything that we can do on
our own in this country? I wonder where we draw the line in being careful? If
I want ice cream I want the sweetest, most fattening, most decadent ice cream
that I can find. Double fudge heavy chocolate and lots of it sounds good. I
don’t drink sugar free drinks. If I want a huge Bratwurst dripping with animal
fat followed by a gigantic slice of chocolate cake I’ll get it, eat it, and
enjoy it.
How many people do we
have in this country that are still alive, still happy, still healthy and grew
up when we didn’t have all these watchdogs snarling at our food gates? We
probably suffer more now because of the stress that is placed on us for eating
what we want than from the actual consumption. Stress is a huge killer and ice
cream reduces stress hence, BACK OFF!
From my freshman year in
high school through my senior year and beyond, I wrestled. Every season I had
to make weight in order to compete. My freshman year I wrestled at 119 pounds
and 126 after that. I didn’t like moving up a weight class but it was a natural
thing being a growing boy and all. No one followed me around and told me what
to eat. I was motivated. Even in the summer I watched my diet so I wouldn’t
have to “cut weight” with the approach of wrestling season. I watched my weight
not because I didn’t want to be fat or unhealthy but because of another
motivation and dream.
I also worked. Not at a
video store or some other air-conditioned clerk type job. I put up hay, cut
tobacco, housed tobacco, milked cows, shoveled manure, and I did this every
summer from 7 in the morning until dark, 7 days a week. I didn’t grow up on a
farm so it wasn’t a mandatory thing. I worked because I wanted to. And what do
your kids do?
What kind of motivation do
you give your kids? Does your overweight kid dream of being a dancer? It isn’t
going to happen with daily McDonald’s meals. Do you need to harp on the diet
with the kid? I don’t think so. You need to support the dancer dream and the
diet will come together. If the kid is motivated enough to cut it in the dancer
world then he’ll motivate himself with regard to diet and exercise.
However, we could knuckle
under to the healthy food Nazis and let them rule our world. How about if we
are all issued a “Diet Card” by the Federal government. We would have to carry
this card with us at all times and produce it whenever we make a prepared food
purchase. Each vendor would stamp it with the caloric, fat, and cholesterol
intake and when you finally get to your limit for the day or week or whatever,
you would be shut off. No card, no ice cream.
Thanks for your time. Now
I have a triple dip of Double Fudge Goop Monster ice cream in a gigantic
chocolate dipped sugar cone waiting for me. YUM!
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