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  A man left work one Friday afternoon.  But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys & spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions.  Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"

  To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

  Monday went by & he didn't see his wife.

  Tuesday & Wednesday came & went and he didn't see her.

  On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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