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Definition of Barbecuing

 

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:


 

1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils,
and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the
grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check
the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it
to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to
the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his
cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
that there's just no pleasing some women.
 

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