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Urges
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so
much.
And I have never figured out the whole 'Venus and Mars' thing. I've also
never figured out why men think with their head while women think with their
heart. And I've yet to have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown
into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion started to heat up, things were going great, but all of a sudden she
said, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said,
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?"
So then she said the words that I and every husband on the planet dread.
"You're not in tune with my emotional needs as a Woman."
I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" However, I realized that nothing
was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I
walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive
outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all three
of them. She then told me that she wanted matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to
which I said OK. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair
of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you........ she was so excited. She must have thought that I was
one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was
testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK, too.
She was so excited by all of this when she finally said, "I'm ready to go to
the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "no,
honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her
face...... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want
you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs
as a Man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the spring of
2008, but it was worth it!
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