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"Your Liberty is Our Interest"

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 One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
 when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the roadside.
 
 He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked,
 "Why are you  eating grass?"
 
 "We don't have any money for food," the first man replied.
 
 "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.
 
 "But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
 
 "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
 
 "But how 'bout my friend?"
 
 The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come with us, too."
 
 "But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six kids!"
 
 "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.
 
 They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the poor
 fellows said "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
 you."
 
 The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is
almost a foot tall."

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