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Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain man was drafted by the Army. On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On his third day the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army is still looking for him.

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