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Rescue Help Needed
 
After hanging up with a woman who's husband has made the infamous "it's me or the dog" threat, I assured her that I would put the word out *there* today. I'm confident, if we all work together, a loving, permanent home can be found. So, here goes, feel free to cross post.

FREE TO GOOD HOME:

Male, age 38 - however, sometimes can act just like a two year old.

Will throw hissy fits if he doesn't get his own way.  Prefers women, if the *right* guy came along, who knows?

VERY possessive of the remote control - if you try and touch it, he will attack.

He will sit with you for short periods - cuddling, not-so-much, unless he wants  something. Favorite foods are Pizza and Beer – Real Beer, not light beer. Will get an attitude if you mention that Real Beer will make him look pregnant.

Messy. Loud. Knows some tricks, such as the quarterback dance.

Can be obnoxious at times, very sweet and loving at other times. Not a bad sort, really, owner just can't live with the drama anymore.

If you're interested - shipping is an option, you pay for First Class - sorry, I told you he was dramatic. He does not have a crate, but comes with his own recliner. Comes with
some money, but will get an attitude if you ask for some.

 

There. That's done.....
 

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