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A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the  owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some  discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a  good location for the box, and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a  drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box,  "Would you like to go to Frank's
with me and have a beer?"

But there was no  answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again,  "How about going to the
bar and having a  drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from  his new friend and pet. So he waited
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
more time; this time putting  his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and  have a
drink with me?

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A little  voice came out of the box:..

"I heard you the first  time! I'm putting on my shoes."

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