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Grandmas
 
Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home, when an old man walked by.  One of the grandmas says, "We bet we can tell how old you are." 

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it." 

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your exact age." 
 
He did. 
 
The grandmas stared at him for a while, then they all piped up and said,"You're 84 years old!" 

The old man was stunned! "Amazing! How did you guess that?" 

The ornery old grandmas laughed, slapped their knees, and grinned from ear to ear, all three yelling in unison, "You told us yesterday!" 

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