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  Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.

  Enjoy the following quotes from Will Rogers.

  1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
  2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
  3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman ... neither works.
  4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
  6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
  7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
  your pocket.
  8. There are three kinds of men:
            The ones that learn by reading.
            The few who learn by observation.
           The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
  9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
       judgment.
  10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
         to make sure it's still there.
  11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
  12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good
       he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him  
             The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
 

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