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For all you coffee lovers...
You know you've had too much coffee when...
* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
* Instant coffee takes too long
* You chew on other people's fingernails
* You answer the door, before people knock
* You sleep with your eyes open
* You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell
  the coffee

* You don't even wait for the water to
boil anymore
* You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and
you don't even work there
* You help your dog chase its tail
* You lick your coffeepot clean
* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
* You're so wired you pick up FM radio
* You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your
coffee mug.

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