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Tom’s Top Ten Air Force Complaints Heard In The Middle East 

Yes, I'm former Air Force, that's how I'd know!

Tom

These are the top ten Air Force complaints in the middle east, (as overheard by the Marines) :  

10. No wine list in the chow hall.        

9. Must those jets be so loud?   

8. Toilet seats not the puffy kind.          

7. BDUs make Airmen look fat.           

6. Hummers only get "talk" radio - no slot for my Manilow CDs.

5. Lacing combat boots is so tedious!

4. Airmen's cuticles cracked from dry desert air.      

3. Tents not "North Face".

2. TV remote lost in couch, when found full of MRE energy bar crumbs.

And the # 1 Air Force complaint:  "Hey! - That guy in a turban is trying to KILL me!

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