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Subject: First Class
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and
moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches
her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid
for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies: "I'm
blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot
that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and
won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return
to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Houston and I'm staying right here!"
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to
reason.
The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a
blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her
ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry," and she gets up and moves back to her seat
in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make
her move without any fuss.
"I told her, First Class isn't going to Houston."
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