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A Few Thoughts to make you chuckle!
Every wonder why a pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance?
Every wonder why there are handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink?
Every wonder why drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front?
Every wonder why people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke?
Every wonder why banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters?
Every wonder why we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage?
Every wonder why we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first place?
Every wonder why we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight?
Every wonder why we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli'
in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Every wonder why they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
EVER WONDER why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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