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  Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Kentuckian were sitting naked in a sauna.

  Suddenly there was a beeping sound.  The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.  The others looked at him questioningly.  "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

  A few minutes later, a phone rang.  The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.  When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.  I have a microchip in my hand."

  The Kentuckian felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he   decided he had to do something just as impressive.  He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

  He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.  The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

  The Kentuckian finally said------- "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!

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