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A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party.
>>So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what
>>message he wants to put on the cake.
>>
>>Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "You are not getting
>>older you are getting better".
>>
>>The salesman asks "How do you want me to put it?"
>>
>>The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top
>>and You are getting better" at the bottom.
>>
>>The real fun didn't start until the cake box was opened and
>>the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake "You are
>>not
>>getting older at the top. You are getting better at the bottom!"
>>

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