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January 27, 2003

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WHAT?

By Terry Gray

 

Hold on to your hats folks; restaurants are feeding us more than we want to eat.  (Obviously these researchers didn’t eat at the now defunct Lindy’s).  That’s right, you are getting more food for your buck.  This seems like a good thing doesn’t it?  But it seems that there is growing concern that this is one cause of obesity.  Do I smell lawsuits?  So by that rationale, skinny people are the result of skimpy food portions.  Well tell them to “Super Size” for God’s sake.  Skinny people can get down right mean in a court of law.

 

An assassin ambushed an SUV and sprayed the vehicle with fire from an AK-47 killing one of  the two contractors in the vehicle in Kuwait this week.  What? Just when I thought that SUV owners and terrorists were buddies!  “So many rounds were fired that the passenger was hit 11 times,” said the reporter.  I say the assassin was mediocre.  The contractors were in very close proximity to the assassin, and they were confined.  An AK-47 is a Russian military assault weapon capable of firing ‘bunches’ of rounds per second and accurate at long distances, yet the assassin only hit the contractor 11 times?  Hell, send him to Louisville and have him study with police here.  They can hit a handcuffed man 12 times with a pistol.                                                                                                              

Frankfort today, in the wake of the budget crunch, is taking a hard look at better fiscal control of contracted services.  Okay.  Why now?  I guess if the money is abundant, then it’s okay to spend it willy-nilly.  That does seem to be a typical state of mind.  Maybe that same logic is what keeps lawmakers in control of our retirement savings.  They think that if we have access to our money, then we won’t show restraint and we’ll spend irresponsibly like our leaders.  They think that we’ll come to them after the retirement account is cleaned out and want more.  Why not?  That is the example that our leaders are setting.  When they spend our money, they always want more.  But you know, if we gave our government every damn cent we make, they’d still go broke.

 

Stripes or no stripes?  That seemed to be the $400,000 question recently discussed by police.  In the end, stripes lost out.  We can all rest easy now knowing that a major hurdle in clothing Louisville’s police officers has been resolved.  Personally, I was scared to death.  I just knew that a cop was going to respond to some emergency of mine and not be appropriately attired.  So the next time you see a cop dressed in his new uniform, be sure to acknowledge how nice he looks.  And if you want a real fashion parade, then call 911 and see them come running stripe-less.

 

A little while back, I wanted to know the status of our taxpayers’ refund in the wake of the Lindy’s fiasco.  Remember?  They went belly up with $100,000 of our money that Dan Johnson loaned them.  Isn’t it odd that there is silence on the subject?  Did Johnson and his Lindy’s cronies make some under the table deal that we don’t know about?  I want some answers and action!  However, the last time that I asked for some information and action (published in the Jefferson Review), a rock was thrown through my kitchen window.  There was no message tied to the rock.  Next time, just call me and hang up; that will be a little less inconvenient and a lot less costly to me than breaking a $100 window and still leaving me in the dark about Lindy’s (Johnson) versus taxpayers.

 

Nick Anderson with Louisville’s Courier-Journal drew us a little Dan Seum caricature for the editorial page on Sunday.  Wasn’t that sweet?  Mr. Anderson is obviously under the assumption that Dan Seum wants us to choke to death as a result of the loss of VET (Vehicle Emissions Testing).  Dan Seum is Republican, so this assault can also be meant as a poke at the Republicans.  Has Mr. Anderson done any homework on this?  If nothing else, does he know anything about the legislative process involved in the removal of this unfair and burdensome law?

The bill is HB618 and was sponsored in the House by Perry Clark (D).  It was co-sponsored by D. Butler (D), J Thompson (D), M. Weaver (D), 3 Republicans and 2 others whose parties are not noted in the “Who’s Who”.  The bill in the Senate is SB102 and was sponsored by J. Denton (R) and D. Seum (R).  T. Shaughnessy (D) amended the bill to reflect an implementation date of 1-1-04.  It passed with an implementation date of 11-01-03.  Mr. Anderson, are you going to choke to death in those two precious months?  Better run to the hospital, son.

 

As reported on MSNBC this morning 1-22-03, “U.S. soldiers are training heavily now in preparation for war.  Even the simulations are real.”  What?

 

 

TERRY GRAY

RABID CITIZEN/RAGING PEASANT

 

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