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WHAT?
By Terry Gray
Hold on to your hats folks;
restaurants are feeding us more than we want to eat. (Obviously these
researchers didn’t eat at the now defunct Lindy’s). That’s right, you are
getting more food for your buck. This seems like a good thing doesn’t it?
But it seems that there is growing concern that this is one cause of obesity.
Do I smell lawsuits? So by that rationale, skinny people are the result of
skimpy food portions. Well tell them to “Super Size” for God’s sake. Skinny
people can get down right mean in a court of law.
An assassin
ambushed an SUV and sprayed the vehicle with fire from an AK-47 killing one of
the two contractors in the vehicle in Kuwait this week. What? Just when I
thought that SUV owners and terrorists were buddies! “So many rounds were fired
that the passenger was hit 11 times,” said the reporter. I say the assassin was
mediocre. The contractors were in very close proximity to the assassin, and
they were confined. An AK-47 is a Russian military assault weapon capable of
firing ‘bunches’ of rounds per second and accurate at long distances, yet the
assassin only hit the contractor 11 times? Hell, send him to Louisville and
have him study with police here. They can hit a handcuffed man 12 times with a
pistol.
Frankfort today, in the wake
of the budget crunch, is taking a hard look at better fiscal control of
contracted services. Okay. Why now? I guess if the money is abundant, then
it’s okay to spend it willy-nilly. That does seem to be a typical state of
mind. Maybe that same logic is what keeps lawmakers in control of our
retirement savings. They think that if we have access to our money, then we
won’t show restraint and we’ll spend irresponsibly like our leaders. They
think that we’ll come to them after the retirement account is cleaned out and
want more. Why not? That is the example that our leaders are setting. When
they spend our money, they always want more. But you know, if we gave our
government every damn cent we make, they’d still go broke.
Stripes or no stripes? That
seemed to be the $400,000 question recently discussed by police. In the end,
stripes lost out. We can all rest easy now knowing that a major hurdle in
clothing Louisville’s police officers has been resolved. Personally, I was
scared to death. I just knew that a cop was going to respond to some
emergency of mine and not be appropriately attired. So the next time you see
a cop dressed in his new uniform, be sure to acknowledge how nice he looks.
And if you want a real fashion parade, then call 911 and see them come running
stripe-less.
A little while back, I wanted
to know the status of our taxpayers’ refund in the wake of the Lindy’s
fiasco. Remember? They went belly up with $100,000 of our money that Dan
Johnson loaned them. Isn’t it odd that there is silence on the subject? Did
Johnson and his Lindy’s cronies make some under the table deal that we don’t
know about? I want some answers and action! However, the last time that I
asked for some information and action (published in the Jefferson Review), a
rock was thrown through my kitchen window. There was no message tied to the
rock. Next time, just call me and hang up; that will be a little less
inconvenient and a lot less costly to me than breaking a $100 window and still
leaving me in the dark about Lindy’s (Johnson) versus taxpayers.
Nick
Anderson with Louisville’s Courier-Journal drew us a little Dan Seum caricature
for the editorial page on Sunday. Wasn’t that sweet? Mr. Anderson is obviously
under the assumption that Dan Seum wants us to choke to death as a result of the
loss of VET (Vehicle Emissions Testing). Dan Seum is Republican, so this
assault can also be meant as a poke at the Republicans. Has Mr. Anderson done
any homework on this? If nothing else, does he know anything about the
legislative process involved in the removal of this unfair and burdensome law?
The bill is HB618 and was
sponsored in the House by Perry Clark (D). It was co-sponsored by D. Butler
(D), J Thompson (D), M. Weaver (D), 3 Republicans and 2 others whose parties
are not noted in the “Who’s Who”. The bill in the Senate is SB102 and was
sponsored by J. Denton (R) and D. Seum (R). T. Shaughnessy (D) amended the
bill to reflect an implementation date of 1-1-04. It passed with an
implementation date of 11-01-03. Mr. Anderson, are you going to choke to
death in those two precious months? Better run to the hospital, son.
As reported on MSNBC this
morning 1-22-03, “U.S. soldiers are training heavily now in preparation for
war. Even the simulations are real.” What?
TERRY GRAY
RABID
CITIZEN/RAGING PEASANT
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