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  Getting in shape


   The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I
   should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this
   easy daily program I can do anywhere:
   
   Monday:
   Beat around the bush.
   Jump to conclusions.
   Climb the walls.
   Wade through paperwork.
   
   Tuesday:
   Drag my heels.
   Push my luck.
   Make mountains out of mole hills.
   Hit the nail on the head.
   
   Wednesday:
   Bend over backwards.
   Jump on the band wagon.
   Balance the books.
   Run around in circles.
   
   Thursday:
   Toot my own horn.
   Climb the ladder of success.
   Pull out all the stops.
   Add fuel to the fire.
   
   Friday:
   Open a can of worms.
   Put my foot in my mouth.
   Start the ball rolling.
   Go over the edge.
   
   Saturday:
   Pick up the pieces.
   Whew!
   What a workout!
   
   Sunday:
   The Lord's Day!
   
   You are invited to use my program without charge!!
   

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