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HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM...

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> > > > > > One hand on wheel,

> > > > > > one hand on horn:

> > > > > > CHICAGO.

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> > > > > > One hand on wheel,

> > > > > > middle finger out window:

> > > > > > NEW YORK.

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> > > > > > One hand on wheel,

> > > > > > middle finger out window,

> > > > > > cutting across all lanes of traffic:

> > > > > > NEW JERSEY.

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> > > > > > One hand on wheel,

> > > > > > one hand on newspaper,

> > > > > > foot solidly on accelerator:

> > > > > > BOSTON.

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> > > > > > One hand on wheel,

> > > > > > one hand on nonfat

> > > > > > double decaf cappuccino,

> > > > > > cradling cell phone,

> > > > > > brick on accelerator,

> > > > > > gun in lap:

> > > > > > LOS ANGELES.

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> > > > > > Both hands on wheel,

> > > > > > eyes shut,

> > > > > > both feet on brake,

> > > > > > quivering in terror:

> > > > > > INDIANA,

> > > > > > but driving in CALIFORNIA.

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> > > > > > Both hands in air,

> > > > > > gesturing,

> > > > > > both feet on accelerator,

> > > > > > head turned to talk to

> > > > > > someone in back seat:

> > > > > > ITALY.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,

> > > > > > one knee on wheel,

> > > > > > cradling cell phone,

> > > > > > foot on brake,

> > > > > > mind on radio game,

> > > > > > banging head on steering wheel

> > > > > > while stuck in traffic:

> > > > > > SEATTLE.

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> > > > > > One hand on wheel,

> > > > > > one hand on hunting rifle,

> > > > > > alternating between both feet

> > > > > > being on the accelerator

> > > > > > and both feet on brake,

> > > > > > throwing McDonald's

> > > > > > bag out the window:

> > > > > > TEXAS.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,

> > > > > > shotgun mounted in rear window,

> > > > > > beer cans on floor,

> > > > > > squirrel tails attached to antenna:

> > > > > > OKLAHOMA.

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> > > > > > Two hands gripping wheel,

> > > > > > blue hair barely

> > > > > > visible above windshield,

> > > > > > driving 35 on the Interstate

> > > > > > in the left lane

> > > > > > with the left blinker on:

> > > > > > FLORIDA.

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