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      An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor was
amazed at what good shape the man was in.

      The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

      The old timer said, "I'm a hunter and that's why I'm in such good
shape. I'm up well before daylight and out chasing wild game up and down the mountains."

      The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

      The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

      The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still
alive? How old is he?"

      The old timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he went hunting
with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... He's an avid
hunter."

      The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it.
How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

      The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

      The doctor said, "You mean your grandfather's still living! How old is
he?"

      The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."

      The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he
went hunting with you this morning too?"

      The old timer said, "Nope... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because
he just got married."

      The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old
guy want to get married?"

      The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

 

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