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Two Pilots

A pilot and co-pilot got to talking on a transatlantic flight.  The pilot was Jewish, and the copilot was Chinese.  It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they did not care for each other.

After thirty minutes the Captain finally spoke.  He said, "I don't like Chinese."

The copilot replied, "Oooooh, no like Chinese?  Why that?"

The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor.  That is why I don't like Chinese."

The copilot said, "Nooooh, nooooh.   Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbah.  JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbah."

The pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese  …..   It doesn't matter.  You are all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence ensued.  Finally, the co-pilot said, "I no like Jew."

The pilot replied, "Why not?  Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

The pilot tried to correct him, "No, no.  The Jews did not sink the Titanic.  It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg …..  No mattah …..  all same."

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