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Nursery Rhymes


Remember these (the other way).

JACK AND JILL went up the hill,
To have a little fun--
Stupid Jill forgot
the pill,
And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary brings her lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her--
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

 
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
Who had a little curl!
Right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good,
she was very very good-- But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, a sports car......

HUMPTY DUMPTY
sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed
to see such fun,
then it died of electric shock.

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