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A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her  fortieth birthday.

He says, "So what would you like, Sara? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A diamond  necklace?"

She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."

He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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