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Liberal vs Conservative
decision-making
> > The Difference Between The Liberal and
> Conservative
> > "Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:
> >
> > Question:
> >
> > You're walking down a deserted street with your
> > wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous
> > looking man with a huge knife comes around the
> > corner and is running at you while screaming
> > obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you
> > are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before
> > he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
> >
> >
> >
> > Liberal Answer:
> >
> > Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> > question!
> > Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> > Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
> > him to attack?
> > Could we run away?
> > What does my wife think?
> > What about the kids?
> > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
> > knock the knife out of his hand?
> > What does the law say about this situation?
> > Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> > Does he definitely want to kill me or would he
> > just be content to wound me?
> > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> > family get away while he was stabbing me?
> > This is all so confusing!
> > I need to debate this with some friends for a few
> > days to try to come to a conclusion.
> >
> >
> >
> > Conservative Answer:
> >
> > Shoot the SOB! Then take your family to a
> > baseball game, eat some hot dogs with apple pie,
> > sing the national anthem, go to church and praise
> > the Lord for one more day of freedom.
> >
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