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Subject: Tiger Puzzle

A blonde called her boyfriend and says. "Please come over here and help me.  I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says. "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a glass of wine, then ...... we'll put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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