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Subject: Balanced Judgement

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

"You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. Handing it to Leon the judge said,

"Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits.

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