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An old retired person bought a moped.

He's driving down a long road when a guy test driving a Maserati passes him thinking- "I'm going to have some fun with this guy."  He passes the moped really close as he travels 50 mph. As he looks in the rear view mirror, he sees the guy on the moped coming to pass him!
"Oh, a challenge. What does this guy think he's going to do?"
  The Maserati speeds up to 90 mph & the moped is still right in back of him.
Now he is mad & runs up to 150 mph, & as he looks in the mirror , the moped is just a speck.
"I have to find out how he can manage to go so fast on that little thing." He pulls over & waits for the moped.
 The moped quickly catches up, & the driver is huffing & puffing out of breath as he gets off, & is wobbly.
    "Th-th-thank goodness you s-s-stopped" he panted. "My suspenders got caught in your bumper the first time you passed me."

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