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> This about covers it..............
> On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
> of nowhere,
>
> The following people are stranded:
>
> - Two Italian men and one Italian woman
>
> - Two French men and one French woman
>
> - Two German men and one German woman
>
> - Two Greek men and one Greek woman
>
> - Two English men and one English woman
>
> - Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
>
> - Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
>
> - Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
>
> - Two Irish men and one Irish woman
>
> - Two American men and one American woman
>
>
> One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted
> islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
> have occurred:
>
> * One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
> Italian woman.
>
> * The two French men and the French woman are living
> happily together in a menage a trois.
>
> * The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
> alternating visits with the German woman.
>
> * The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
> the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
>
> * The two English men are waiting for someone to
> introduce them to the English woman.
>
> * The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
> woman and started swimming to another island.
>
> * The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are
> awaiting instructions.
>
> * The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
> store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman
> pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
>
>
> * The two Irish men divided the island into north and
> south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
> sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
> after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However,
> they're satisfied because the English aren't having
> any fun.
>
> * The two American men are contemplating suicide,
> because the American woman will not shut up and
> complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature
> of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how
> she can do anything they can do, the necessity of
> fulfillment, the equal division of household chores,
> how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her
> last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated
> her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with
> her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and
> why didn't they bring a goddamn cell phone so they
> could call 911 and get them all rescued off this
> godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking
> nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
>
>
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