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Cake or bed?
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,
could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily "Fix the light, now? Does it look like I have
a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"
The wife asks, "Well, then, could you fix the refrigerator door? It won't close
right"
To which he replied "Fix the fridge good? Does it look like I have
Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine" she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door?
They're about to break."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps" he says. "Does it
look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"I've had enough of you, I'm going to the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a few hours. He starts to feel guilty
about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed and the hall
light is working. He goes to the fridge for a beer and notices the fridge door
is fixed.
"Honey" he asks, "How'd all this get fixed?"
She said, "well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young
man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs
and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."
The husband said "So, what kind of a cake did you bake him?"
She replied "Helloooooo Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?
I don't think so."
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