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This blonde gets on a plane with a regular air fare, sits down, and after takeoff, gets up and moves into an empty seat in first class.

The first class stewardess walks over to her, and demands that she move back into her regular seat. The blonde refuses, and says she is very tired and wants to take a nap, and proceeds to doze off.

So, the stewardess goes to the cockpit, and explains the problem to the pilot. Pilot walks over to the blonde, taps her on the shoulder, awakening her, and whispers something in her ear. The blonde then gets up and goes back into second class.

The stewardess then approaches the pilot, and asks him what he said to make her move so quickly. The pilot tells the stewardess," I just said that the front part of the plane doesnt land in Chicago"........

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