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MALE OR FEMALE?
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> > > SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for
a
> > > wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening
bottles.
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> > > KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
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> > > TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and is often over-in-flated.
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> > > WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.
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> > > SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue
hanging
> > > out.
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> > > PHOTOCOPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm
> > > up again -- and only when the right buttons are pushed.
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> > > HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
> > > years, but it's handy to have around.
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> > > REMOTE CONTROL -- Definitely female, because it gives men pleasure;
he'd
> > > be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right
buttons
> > > to push, he keeps trying.
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