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An Irishman with a bad leg hobbled into a restaurant one afternoon. He painfully
sat down at a booth and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman
looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress
nodded so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee too.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled
over to a booth and asked the waitress for a glass of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked "Is that Jesus over there?". The waitress nodded
so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea too.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Hillbilly from Kentucky. He
swaggered over to a booth, sat down and hollered "Hey there sweet thing, hows
about getting me a cold glass of Coke!". He too looked across the restaurant and
asked "Is that God's boy over there?".The! waitress nodded so the Hillbilly said
to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke too.
As Jesus got up to leave He passed by the Irishman and touched him and said "For
your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into
his leg and got up and danced a jig out the door. Jesus also passed by the
Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
English man felt his back straightening
up and he raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips
out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Hillbilly. The Hillbilly jumps up and yells, "Hey
man don't touch me ...... I'm drawing disability!"
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